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katara:

my schedule is filled with naps and hating myself 

It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.
William Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2.   (via rinsyo)

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off