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Anne Enright from The Gathering

Anne Enright
from The Gathering

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

The real lover is the man who can thrill you just by touching your head or smiling into your eyes - or just by staring into space
Marilyn Monroe (via hard-passionate-sex)
doctopus:

u kiddin me

doctopus:

u kiddin me

surprisebitch:

julesername:

what kind of show is this


how the fuck is this a kid’s show

surprisebitch:

julesername:

what kind of show is this

how the fuck is this a kid’s show

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do..